Season 7 episode 5 was the episode we needed this season. The battle scene last Sunday was pretty epic, but this episode pulled a lot of different threads together and pushed several key plot points into motion. Daenerys, are you a bad queen or are you a good queen? You're sending very mixed signals when… Continue reading Saddle up, Snow. It’s time to take your aunt’s whip out for a spin
Season 7 episode 4 was phenomenally action-packed, but in a way that made me feel like I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean at times. I don't know if it's the soundtrack or the fighting scenes--or a combination of the two--but I couldn't shake the feeling that a Johnny Depp cameo was imminent. I think… Continue reading Stop, drop, and roll
Season 7 episode 3 wasn't one of my favorite episodes. That being said, some good ish still went down. Let us begin. Daenarys, queen of a million metaphors and strained imagery and bullshit titles, meet Jon Snow, great guy who has a nice dog. Congratulations! You're an aunt! But also a potential love interest! THIS… Continue reading The night is dark and full of spoilers
~spoilers ahead, obviously~ Season 7 episode 2 opens with a lovely scene featuring Daenerys and her girl squad gathered around a table discussing world domination, so I'm immediately on board. Daenerys, ever the sass monster perhaps to a fault, grills Varys the same way I'd grill the guy who never asked me out in high… Continue reading You’re on, Euron
"Mom, I've made it." Mom: "What's Twitter? Is that a social media? What's a retweet? Are these people friends of yours? I'm scared, maybe you should invest in Lifelock." Ugh mom, nevermind, forget it, put dad on the phone. Having a tweet go viral is absolutely in the top three most exciting things to ever… Continue reading Holy moly I went viral
Hey guys, I'm on a quest to find my truest, most authentic self, and I'm a little worried because I've boiled it down to three words: Snarky, embarrassing, and unemployable. (Just kidding future employers, the third word would probably be hardworking). Over the years and across many social media platforms, I've tried on a lot of… Continue reading Social chameleoning
I'm so tired of feeling bad about stupid shit I shouldn't feel bad about. How often do you voice aloud to your friend the truth about your feelings towards something, only to quickly follow it up with "but I feel so bad!" so you seem like less of an asshole? Once I took the time… Continue reading Stop feeling bad about things you shouldn’t feel bad about
Jesus Christ! You Facetimed every person you’ve ever met in your entire life last night. Who would’ve thought you’d make your debut to the Guinness Book of World Records in such a way. You Facetimed your landlord, you Facetimed that girl you’re only kinda friends with, you Facetimed your coworkers, you even Facetimed your mom, you big fat idiot.